1 00:00:01,807 --> 00:00:05,344 MacGYVER: In my line of work, no one expects to live forever. 2 00:00:05,378 --> 00:00:06,745 ("Disco Inferno" by The Trammps playing) 3 00:00:06,779 --> 00:00:09,148 And, look, I know I'm not exactly 4 00:00:09,182 --> 00:00:10,583 a "safety first" kind of guy, 5 00:00:10,616 --> 00:00:13,386 but I thought I'd at least make it to 30. 6 00:00:13,419 --> 00:00:15,754 Fist fight with Vladimir Putin in space, 7 00:00:15,788 --> 00:00:17,823 read the rest of the Harry Potter books, 8 00:00:17,856 --> 00:00:19,325 sing with Willie Nelson... 9 00:00:19,358 --> 00:00:20,826 Jack, what the hell are you talking about?! 10 00:00:20,859 --> 00:00:22,128 It's my bucket list, Mac. 11 00:00:22,161 --> 00:00:23,229 You know what's not on that list? 12 00:00:23,262 --> 00:00:26,099 Hanging out in a burning building that you set on fire! 13 00:00:26,132 --> 00:00:28,101 Okay, admittedly, not my best plan. 14 00:00:28,134 --> 00:00:29,802 But it did get the Somali warlords off of our tail. 15 00:00:29,835 --> 00:00:31,504 RILEY : Fighting Putin in space? 16 00:00:31,537 --> 00:00:33,739 Like, how would that even happen? 17 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:36,809 I don't know, Riley. Life's full of surprises. 18 00:00:36,842 --> 00:00:38,311 How's our exit strategy coming? 19 00:00:38,344 --> 00:00:39,612 Just hacked a Somali government database 20 00:00:39,645 --> 00:00:41,080 and downloaded the blueprints. 21 00:00:41,114 --> 00:00:43,549 There's a stairwell on your right in 300 feet. 22 00:00:43,582 --> 00:00:45,151 Well, did Thornton get the coordinates we sent? 23 00:00:45,184 --> 00:00:47,520 I did, indeed. We're targeting a drone strike. 24 00:00:47,553 --> 00:00:49,822 General Dalmar's chemical weapons factory 25 00:00:49,855 --> 00:00:51,157 should be history in 26 00:00:51,190 --> 00:00:54,127 three, two, one. 27 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:55,861 * I heard somebody say burn, baby, burn... * 28 00:00:55,894 --> 00:00:57,096 Mission accomplished. 29 00:00:57,130 --> 00:00:59,198 Come on home, boys. 30 00:00:59,232 --> 00:01:01,267 Whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no! 31 00:01:05,238 --> 00:01:06,772 * Disco inferno 32 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:08,441 * Burn, baby, burn 33 00:01:08,474 --> 00:01:10,309 * Burn that mother down... 34 00:01:10,343 --> 00:01:12,778 Riley, I don't suppose there's another staircase we can use. 35 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:14,613 Uh, no. What's wrong with that one? 36 00:01:14,647 --> 00:01:17,150 It'd probably be quicker to tell you what's not wrong with it. 37 00:01:17,183 --> 00:01:19,885 Okay, there's a window about 50 feet 38 00:01:19,918 --> 00:01:21,287 down the hall on your left. 39 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:23,256 But there is one catch. 40 00:01:23,289 --> 00:01:25,891 * Burn, baby, burn, burn the mother down... * 41 00:01:25,924 --> 00:01:27,526 MacGYVER: That's a pretty big catch. 42 00:01:35,534 --> 00:01:37,703 Unless you can find about 50 more of those, 43 00:01:37,736 --> 00:01:39,538 we still got a pretty major problem here. 44 00:01:39,572 --> 00:01:41,207 Relax. The only thing on my bucket list 45 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,875 is getting out of this building alive. 46 00:01:42,908 --> 00:01:44,577 Take care of that window for me, please. 47 00:01:52,351 --> 00:01:53,919 MacGYVER: So maybe I'm an extreme example, 48 00:01:53,952 --> 00:01:56,289 but my grandfather always used to say that 49 00:01:56,322 --> 00:01:58,891 none of us really knows how long we have left. 50 00:01:58,924 --> 00:02:00,893 So I guess we have to ask ourselves: 51 00:02:00,926 --> 00:02:04,430 Will I just go gently into that good night 52 00:02:04,463 --> 00:02:08,467 or am I willing to risk it all on a leap of faith? 53 00:02:10,969 --> 00:02:12,605 Any last words? 54 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:19,345 Now! 55 00:02:30,323 --> 00:02:31,290 Hey, Mac. 56 00:02:31,324 --> 00:02:32,491 Yeah? 57 00:02:32,525 --> 00:02:35,328 I think I can cross pooping my pants off my bucket list. 58 00:02:37,930 --> 00:02:40,433 Whew. 59 00:02:40,466 --> 00:02:43,336 * 60 00:03:02,355 --> 00:03:05,924 * California's been good to me * 61 00:03:05,958 --> 00:03:10,296 * Hope it don't fall into the sea * 62 00:03:10,329 --> 00:03:13,832 * Sometimes you got to trust yourself * 63 00:03:13,866 --> 00:03:16,302 * It ain't like anywhere else... * 64 00:03:16,335 --> 00:03:18,571 MacGYVER: Home, sweet Hollywood. 65 00:03:18,604 --> 00:03:20,473 After another brush with death, 66 00:03:20,506 --> 00:03:21,974 it's always great to come back to L.A., 67 00:03:22,007 --> 00:03:24,677 where everything is nice, normal-- 68 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:25,678 and what the hell? 69 00:03:25,711 --> 00:03:27,380 Mac! Perfect timing. 70 00:03:27,413 --> 00:03:28,981 Hey, Bozer, what are you doing? 71 00:03:29,014 --> 00:03:31,384 It's for my movie. 72 00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:32,718 Yeah. Come here. 73 00:03:32,751 --> 00:03:34,320 Turn around. 74 00:03:34,353 --> 00:03:35,888 Is it about ping 75 00:03:35,921 --> 00:03:38,023 What? No. It's for the CGI. 76 00:03:38,056 --> 00:03:39,425 Wait, what CGI? 77 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:41,360 For the space monster. 78 00:03:41,394 --> 00:03:42,461 There's a space monster? 79 00:03:42,495 --> 00:03:44,263 Of course there's a space monster. 80 00:03:44,297 --> 00:03:45,998 Did you not read the rewrite? 81 00:03:46,031 --> 00:03:48,000 17th draft, man. Try to keep up. 82 00:03:48,033 --> 00:03:50,336 You're playing the monster. 83 00:03:50,369 --> 00:03:51,670 Wait, I thought I was playing the general. 84 00:03:51,704 --> 00:03:54,039 You're both. Now, in this scene, you, the monster, 85 00:03:54,072 --> 00:03:56,542 have just eaten the brains of you, the general. 86 00:03:56,575 --> 00:03:58,577 So now you, the monster, have... Wait. 87 00:03:58,611 --> 00:03:59,878 Bozer, if this is all CGI, 88 00:03:59,912 --> 00:04:03,316 why can't you be the monster? 89 00:04:03,349 --> 00:04:05,484 But who would direct me? 90 00:04:05,518 --> 00:04:07,486 Not thinking, Mac. 91 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:08,754 Use that brain, man. 92 00:04:08,787 --> 00:04:11,924 Eh. Well, if Affleck can do it, so can you. 93 00:04:11,957 --> 00:04:13,025 Sorry, I have to work. 94 00:04:13,058 --> 00:04:14,460 Take that. 95 00:04:14,493 --> 00:04:16,395 Fine. 96 00:04:16,429 --> 00:04:18,063 Go talk science with your think tank buddies 97 00:04:18,096 --> 00:04:19,965 and leave me here without a monster. 98 00:04:22,568 --> 00:04:24,437 Monster. 99 00:04:24,470 --> 00:04:26,038 No one cares. 100 00:04:27,072 --> 00:04:28,040 You should have seen it, Pop. 101 00:04:28,073 --> 00:04:29,708 The whole building is on fire, 102 00:04:29,742 --> 00:04:33,312 and we jump out, ass-backwards, with these air bag things. 103 00:04:34,613 --> 00:04:38,050 We were... we were fearless. 104 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:39,618 I'm not gonna lie to you. 105 00:04:39,652 --> 00:04:41,620 The kid was fearless, I was scared as hell, 106 00:04:41,654 --> 00:04:44,089 but... I ain't gonna let him know it, 107 00:04:44,122 --> 00:04:45,824 you know what I mean? 108 00:04:47,092 --> 00:04:48,461 Hey. 109 00:04:48,494 --> 00:04:51,397 Hey. 110 00:04:51,430 --> 00:04:52,898 How's your dad? 111 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:57,436 Why don't you go ahead and ask him yourself. 112 00:04:57,470 --> 00:04:58,471 He's listening. 113 00:05:00,105 --> 00:05:01,807 Hi, Mr. Dalton. 114 00:05:03,509 --> 00:05:06,011 How's... life? 115 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:08,514 Sorry, Pop, he didn't mean to be rude, he's just weird. 116 00:05:08,547 --> 00:05:10,683 Poor thing, he's a genius when it comes to physics, 117 00:05:10,716 --> 00:05:12,017 but when it comes to metaphysics, 118 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,786 he's a little slow. 119 00:05:13,819 --> 00:05:14,787 Every time we get nearly killed, 120 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:16,855 you come down here to talk to your dead dad, 121 00:05:16,889 --> 00:05:17,890 and I'm the weird one? 122 00:05:17,923 --> 00:05:19,592 Hey, it's little rituals like this 123 00:05:19,625 --> 00:05:21,394 that give life meaning. 124 00:05:21,427 --> 00:05:23,396 Besides, there's not a lot of people out there 125 00:05:23,429 --> 00:05:25,464 you can talk to about classified missions, 126 00:05:25,498 --> 00:05:27,065 and my old man can keep a secret. 127 00:05:27,099 --> 00:05:28,534 Can't you, Pop? 128 00:05:30,403 --> 00:05:32,405 Well, ready to go get almost killed again? 129 00:05:35,408 --> 00:05:36,742 Emphasis on "almost." 130 00:05:36,775 --> 00:05:39,478 I'm gonna bring him back in one piece, all right? 131 00:05:39,512 --> 00:05:41,480 Yeah, all right. 132 00:05:41,514 --> 00:05:43,616 Time to go do that work, Pop. 133 00:05:45,984 --> 00:05:47,586 I'll see you soon. 134 00:05:49,154 --> 00:05:51,356 I love you, boy. 135 00:05:54,927 --> 00:05:58,597 So you, uh... you been talking to your dad lately? 136 00:05:58,631 --> 00:06:00,633 Eh, it's been a while. 137 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:07,606 Okay, it's been a long while. 138 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,808 Well, that's long enough. 139 00:06:09,842 --> 00:06:11,577 I mean, after what he did, 140 00:06:11,610 --> 00:06:13,612 you're gonna want to fix that, trust me. 141 00:06:13,646 --> 00:06:15,948 I will, someday. 142 00:06:15,981 --> 00:06:19,485 That's what I used to say till I almost ran out of somedays. 143 00:06:19,518 --> 00:06:21,454 Just give the man a call before it's too late. 144 00:06:21,487 --> 00:06:23,456 All right? It's just not that easy. 145 00:06:23,489 --> 00:06:25,858 Yeah, well, it ain't that hard, neither. Listen. 146 00:06:27,893 --> 00:06:29,495 If I could have one more day 147 00:06:29,528 --> 00:06:32,130 to sit and talk to my dad instead of that hunk of rock, 148 00:06:32,164 --> 00:06:34,467 I'd do anything. 149 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:35,501 Anything. 150 00:06:37,169 --> 00:06:39,137 This thing with your dad's different. 151 00:06:39,171 --> 00:06:43,976 I'm not saying you should forget, 152 00:06:44,009 --> 00:06:47,946 but maybe it's time you forgive just a little bit. 153 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:49,482 You know? 154 00:06:53,218 --> 00:06:55,053 THORNTON: All right, let's get to work. 155 00:06:55,087 --> 00:06:56,188 Over the past two years, 156 00:06:56,221 --> 00:06:58,557 five federal buildings in the U.S. have been attacked, 157 00:06:58,591 --> 00:07:01,994 killing 28 people and wounding hundreds more. 158 00:07:02,027 --> 00:07:05,197 Explosives analysis from the most recent attack 159 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:07,466 links these incidents to a group called 160 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,101 Division 77. 161 00:07:09,134 --> 00:07:10,769 D 162 00:07:10,803 --> 00:07:12,237 Heard stories about them in prison. 163 00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:14,039 They're like mercenaries or something, right? 164 00:07:14,072 --> 00:07:15,207 MacGYVER: Terrorists for hire. 165 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,875 Ex-insurgents and extremists 166 00:07:16,909 --> 00:07:19,144 who traded in their politics for cold hard cash. 167 00:07:19,177 --> 00:07:21,213 They're highly trained and very careful. 168 00:07:21,246 --> 00:07:22,915 Every member hidden by 169 00:07:22,948 --> 00:07:24,216 multiple false identities. 170 00:07:24,249 --> 00:07:26,919 Every expense paid for by shell corporations. 171 00:07:26,952 --> 00:07:28,587 So how do we find these guys? We don't. 172 00:07:28,621 --> 00:07:29,822 Not directly. 173 00:07:29,855 --> 00:07:31,657 But by digging into their shell corps, 174 00:07:31,690 --> 00:07:34,092 the FBI followed D-77's money, 175 00:07:34,126 --> 00:07:37,596 and it all leads back to one man. 176 00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:42,067 Hedge fund golden boy Ralph Kastrati. 177 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,502 Oh, that is a punchface. 178 00:07:43,536 --> 00:07:44,670 Excuse me? 179 00:07:44,703 --> 00:07:45,738 Oh, you heard me. 180 00:07:45,771 --> 00:07:47,239 Some dudes, they just have this face 181 00:07:47,272 --> 00:07:49,708 that really needs to be punched. 182 00:07:49,742 --> 00:07:51,710 My mom dated a guy like that once. 183 00:07:54,046 --> 00:07:55,681 So we don't know how to find them, 184 00:07:55,714 --> 00:07:56,815 but we do know where Ralph is? 185 00:07:56,849 --> 00:08:02,254 He fled the U.S. in 2015 to avoid trial for 561 counts 186 00:08:02,287 --> 00:08:04,089 of securities fraud. 187 00:08:04,122 --> 00:08:05,891 But he's just been located hiding out 188 00:08:05,924 --> 00:08:07,292 in the tropical tax haven 189 00:08:07,325 --> 00:08:09,127 of Labuan, Malaysia, 190 00:08:09,161 --> 00:08:11,864 making millions managing D-77's money. 191 00:08:13,165 --> 00:08:15,133 If we can combine the FBI intel 192 00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:17,002 with everything that Ralph knows about their financials... 193 00:08:17,035 --> 00:08:19,004 We may be able to track them down 194 00:08:19,037 --> 00:08:20,739 before their next attack, okay. 195 00:08:20,773 --> 00:08:23,241 Well, shouldn't we just let the Malaysian cops pick him up? 196 00:08:23,275 --> 00:08:24,943 We believe D-77 has informants 197 00:08:24,977 --> 00:08:26,945 within the Malaysian government. 198 00:08:26,979 --> 00:08:28,180 If D-77 199 00:08:28,213 --> 00:08:29,615 hides Ralph before we can get to him, 200 00:08:29,648 --> 00:08:30,949 we're gonna lose our only chance 201 00:08:30,983 --> 00:08:32,050 to stop them. 202 00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:33,619 So we can't go the official route. 203 00:08:35,087 --> 00:08:37,255 MacGYVER: Which leaves the unofficial route: 204 00:08:37,289 --> 00:08:38,323 us. 205 00:08:38,356 --> 00:08:39,958 Yeah. 206 00:08:39,992 --> 00:08:42,060 Yeah, okay, I want a piece of that. 207 00:08:42,094 --> 00:08:44,196 RALPH: Exile? 208 00:08:44,229 --> 00:08:46,098 Are you kidding me, bro? 209 00:08:46,131 --> 00:08:47,633 Even if I wasn't a wanted man, 210 00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:50,636 I'd still be living in Lubuan, yo. 211 00:08:50,669 --> 00:08:53,772 I'm like God down here. 212 00:08:53,806 --> 00:08:57,109 Nah, bigger than God. 213 00:08:57,142 --> 00:08:58,677 Kanye. 214 00:08:58,711 --> 00:09:00,245 : I'm telling you, you got to come 215 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,246 join me, brah. 216 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:02,514 Hitting the hottest clubs, the finest honeys, 217 00:09:02,547 --> 00:09:06,585 making more cheddar than any of you hedge fund chumps back home. 218 00:09:06,619 --> 00:09:08,020 "Is it safe?" Listen to you. 219 00:09:08,053 --> 00:09:09,855 Of course it's safe. I just fired my bodyguards 220 00:09:09,888 --> 00:09:11,724 and pocketed their salaries, yo. 221 00:09:11,757 --> 00:09:14,693 Trust me, Uncle Sam don't have a clue 222 00:09:14,727 --> 00:09:15,794 where I am. 223 00:09:17,796 --> 00:09:19,632 I mean, unless being parked outside your house 224 00:09:19,665 --> 00:09:21,199 watching you on thermal and visible 225 00:09:21,233 --> 00:09:23,802 and tracking your GPS counts as having a clue. 226 00:09:23,836 --> 00:09:26,371 JACK: Guy's place looks like a Kardashian exploded. 227 00:09:26,404 --> 00:09:28,641 Straight cheese. 228 00:09:28,674 --> 00:09:31,610 Secret system? 229 00:09:31,644 --> 00:09:33,646 What are you talking about, man? 230 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:35,280 Oh... 231 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,983 Oh, I want to punch this guy in the face so bad. 232 00:09:38,016 --> 00:09:40,218 Well, I want that for you, too, buddy, 233 00:09:40,252 --> 00:09:42,721 but the trick's to do it without tipping off the local police, 234 00:09:42,755 --> 00:09:45,323 which could tip off D-77. 235 00:09:45,357 --> 00:09:46,358 Take a look. 236 00:09:46,391 --> 00:09:48,360 Okay. 237 00:09:49,928 --> 00:09:51,196 Huh. 238 00:09:51,229 --> 00:09:53,398 Ralph may be too arrogant to pay for bodyguards, 239 00:09:53,431 --> 00:09:55,834 but his security system is state-of-the-art. 240 00:09:55,868 --> 00:09:59,137 It's on a wireless network, but with this kind of encryption, 241 00:09:59,171 --> 00:10:00,372 it could take days to break in. 242 00:10:00,405 --> 00:10:02,407 Which is time we don't have. 243 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:06,411 Maybe we don't have to break in... 244 00:10:06,444 --> 00:10:08,681 if Ralph gives us the code. 245 00:10:10,983 --> 00:10:12,417 MacGYVER: Okay, cards on the table, 246 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:14,687 I'm not great with computers. 247 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,422 While most kids were learning how to use their first laptop, 248 00:10:17,455 --> 00:10:20,292 I was taking mine apart to see how it worked. 249 00:10:20,325 --> 00:10:21,860 I never quite figured that out, 250 00:10:21,894 --> 00:10:23,862 but I did learn enough to know this: 251 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:25,898 the biggest flaw in any computer system 252 00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:28,734 is usually the person controlling it. 253 00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:32,905 So why hack a computer when you can hack a human being? 254 00:10:32,938 --> 00:10:35,741 Using a handful of Wi-Fi chips and a soda can 255 00:10:35,774 --> 00:10:36,942 as a directional antenna, 256 00:10:36,975 --> 00:10:40,779 I can disrupt the Wi-Fi signal to Ralph's alarm keypad. 257 00:10:40,813 --> 00:10:41,980 AUTOMATED VOICE: Wireless signal interrupted. 258 00:10:42,014 --> 00:10:44,049 MacGYVER: Which triggers the alarm, 259 00:10:44,082 --> 00:10:46,051 which gets Ralph to type in his code, 260 00:10:46,084 --> 00:10:47,886 which we can see. 261 00:10:50,022 --> 00:10:51,790 Lonely? 262 00:10:51,824 --> 00:10:53,926 Bro, your mom is lonely. 263 00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:55,360 I'm just trying to get you in 264 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,429 on that sweet Malaysian transaction action. 265 00:10:57,462 --> 00:10:59,264 RILEY: Nice. 266 00:10:59,297 --> 00:11:02,467 Now we just have to wait for him to go to sleep. 267 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:06,271 I'm brushing my teeth with caviar and foie gras. 268 00:11:07,239 --> 00:11:08,340 JACK: Hey, do I seriously 269 00:11:08,373 --> 00:11:11,443 have to listen to this asshat for the rest of the day? 270 00:11:11,476 --> 00:11:14,479 Uh, actually, Ralphie times his sleep to the American markets. 271 00:11:14,512 --> 00:11:16,481 You have to listen to this asshat all night. 272 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:20,052 Noise canceling. Beyoncé. 273 00:11:20,085 --> 00:11:21,119 Have fun. 274 00:11:21,153 --> 00:11:24,056 I got to make me some of those. 275 00:11:24,089 --> 00:11:26,759 I'm gonna knock the curls off this kid, I'm telling you. 276 00:11:37,402 --> 00:11:39,404 * 277 00:12:31,323 --> 00:12:32,791 Hello? 278 00:12:43,836 --> 00:12:44,903 Aah! Son of a... 279 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,107 Aw, man. 280 00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:54,012 Look, I had to do it, you know? I'm just saying, 281 00:12:54,046 --> 00:12:55,547 we have clearly defined roles here, Mac, okay? 282 00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:56,648 Riley does all the computer stuff, 283 00:12:56,681 --> 00:12:58,917 you do your thing, and I do the punching, all right? 284 00:12:58,951 --> 00:13:01,253 You don't see me going around making bombs out of paper clips 285 00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:03,856 and chewing gum, do you? No. 286 00:13:03,889 --> 00:13:05,490 It frustrates me, man. 287 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:06,825 I mean... 288 00:13:06,859 --> 00:13:07,893 What? 289 00:13:07,926 --> 00:13:10,162 How much is the government paying you guys, huh? 290 00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:11,496 I'll triple it 291 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,498 and throw in a rare Wu-Tang album for free. 292 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,602 Look, all we need from you is intel on the D-77 terrorists 293 00:13:17,635 --> 00:13:18,837 and their next attack. 294 00:13:18,871 --> 00:13:20,906 Attack? I don't know anything. 295 00:13:20,939 --> 00:13:22,274 I'm just their money man. 296 00:13:22,307 --> 00:13:24,342 Yeah, I'm punching him anyway. 297 00:13:24,376 --> 00:13:26,311 It's coming, fool. 298 00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:27,379 It's coming. 299 00:13:27,412 --> 00:13:28,413 Now, let's get out of here. 300 00:13:28,446 --> 00:13:31,183 You are gonna tell us how to find D-77 right now. 301 00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:32,584 Bro, I told you, 302 00:13:32,617 --> 00:13:34,953 I just handle their money, all right? 303 00:13:34,987 --> 00:13:36,621 I know account numbers, balances, 304 00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:38,957 not where they are or what they're planning. 305 00:13:38,991 --> 00:13:40,425 But, hey, you guys like boats? 306 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:43,896 I can get you two brand-new, murdered out... 307 00:13:43,929 --> 00:13:45,030 Sniper! 308 00:13:45,063 --> 00:13:46,932 Get down, get down! 309 00:13:50,969 --> 00:13:52,237 Please don't let me die. 310 00:14:01,313 --> 00:14:02,580 Riley, we're taking sniper fire. 311 00:14:02,614 --> 00:14:04,416 Can you get a visual on the shooter? 312 00:14:05,317 --> 00:14:06,985 RILEY: Got him. One dude, 313 00:14:07,019 --> 00:14:08,520 on the roof, big-ass gun. 314 00:14:08,553 --> 00:14:11,323 Looks like D-77 was keeping an eye on their money man. 315 00:14:11,356 --> 00:14:12,490 It's gonna take months to sift through this stuff 316 00:14:12,524 --> 00:14:14,960 without Ralph to explain it. 317 00:14:14,993 --> 00:14:15,928 We get him and his intel to the FBI 318 00:14:15,961 --> 00:14:18,196 before these mercs take their money and run. 319 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:19,898 Does a doctor factor into this plan at all? 320 00:14:19,932 --> 00:14:22,067 Because in case you haven't noticed, I just got shot! 321 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,171 MacGYVER: We're not gonna make it to you, Riley, 322 00:14:26,204 --> 00:14:27,639 and Ralph isn't gonna make it home without medical attention. 323 00:14:27,672 --> 00:14:29,441 Find a doctor and meet us at the exfil. 324 00:14:29,474 --> 00:14:31,576 RILEY: What are you guys gonna do, walk? 325 00:14:32,978 --> 00:14:33,979 Nah, we're gonna take his whip. You ready? 326 00:14:34,012 --> 00:14:35,313 Yeah. Let's go. No, no! 327 00:14:35,347 --> 00:14:36,648 My car's mint, yo! 328 00:14:36,681 --> 00:14:38,650 Diddy's got one just like it. 329 00:14:38,683 --> 00:14:41,453 Is that really what you're worried about right now?! 330 00:14:45,457 --> 00:14:46,959 Aw, dude! 331 00:14:46,992 --> 00:14:48,260 I have the key! 332 00:14:56,368 --> 00:14:58,503 Okay, the bullet hit your lung 333 00:14:58,536 --> 00:15:00,338 and missed your heart; looks like you got lucky. 334 00:15:00,372 --> 00:15:01,974 You call this lucky, bro? 335 00:15:02,007 --> 00:15:03,341 You have any idea how hard it is 336 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,609 to get bloodstains out of calfskin? 337 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:07,946 Hey, unless you start telling us everything you know about D-77, 338 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:10,348 your luck's about to get a lot worse, I can tell you that much. 339 00:15:10,382 --> 00:15:12,450 I'm a glorified accountant, bro. 340 00:15:12,484 --> 00:15:13,986 What do you want me to tell you, 341 00:15:14,019 --> 00:15:15,387 that I put them in large blend index funds 342 00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:17,355 so they can ensure steady growth? 343 00:15:17,389 --> 00:15:18,723 Jack, he's got a sucking chest wound. 344 00:15:18,756 --> 00:15:20,458 I got to find a way to seal it. 345 00:15:20,492 --> 00:15:22,494 Where's the duct tape when you need it, right? 346 00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:24,329 Hey, eyes on the road, Jethro. 347 00:15:24,362 --> 00:15:25,730 This car's worth more than your house. 348 00:15:25,763 --> 00:15:27,332 Oh, as soon as you're done 349 00:15:27,365 --> 00:15:28,500 saving his life, I'm gonna kill him. 350 00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:29,601 You hear that, smart 351 00:15:29,634 --> 00:15:31,136 I'm already dressed for a funeral. 352 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,210 Guys, satellite picked up gunfire near Ralph's house. 353 00:15:38,243 --> 00:15:39,144 Is everything okay? 354 00:15:39,177 --> 00:15:40,445 Y-Yeah. 355 00:15:40,478 --> 00:15:41,246 Everything's... everything's fine. 356 00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:43,515 Oh, God, there's blood everywhere. 357 00:15:43,548 --> 00:15:44,482 THORNTON: That doesn't sound fine. 358 00:15:44,516 --> 00:15:46,218 How's the package? 359 00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:48,553 Ralph? He... he's-he's good. 360 00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:50,555 He just, he got kind of shot. 361 00:15:50,588 --> 00:15:51,556 He what? 362 00:15:51,589 --> 00:15:54,159 Yeah, yeah, no biggie. Just in the shoulder. 363 00:15:54,192 --> 00:15:55,727 Yeah, but the part of his shoulder 364 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,362 that's kind of his chest. 365 00:15:57,395 --> 00:15:59,297 Listen, D-77 knows you have Ralph. 366 00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:00,432 We need to assume they're going to 367 00:16:00,465 --> 00:16:03,201 move up their timetable rather than passing up a payday. 368 00:16:03,235 --> 00:16:05,070 And we have even less time to stop them. 369 00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:06,471 And we don't even know where they're gonna strike. 370 00:16:06,504 --> 00:16:09,107 I don't feel so good, bro. 371 00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:10,542 Here, take this. 372 00:16:10,575 --> 00:16:13,345 Yeah, uh, hey, hey, hey, Patti, it's Jack. 373 00:16:13,378 --> 00:16:14,679 We're gonna have to call you back, okay? 374 00:16:17,482 --> 00:16:19,284 Hey, wallet. 375 00:16:19,317 --> 00:16:21,653 MacGYVER: I've seen my share of life-and-death situations, 376 00:16:21,686 --> 00:16:25,057 and if there's a key to living through them, it's this: 377 00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:26,691 don't panic. 378 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,626 If you can force yourself to take a minute, 379 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,695 breathe and actually think, 380 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,398 the solution's generally right in front of you. 381 00:16:33,431 --> 00:16:35,033 In this case, literally. 382 00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:37,169 A hole in the lungs can fill the chest with air, 383 00:16:37,202 --> 00:16:38,770 making it impossible to breathe. 384 00:16:38,803 --> 00:16:40,772 The trick is to let the air out 385 00:16:40,805 --> 00:16:43,108 while keeping everything else in. 386 00:16:43,141 --> 00:16:45,743 In hospitals, they use a needle with a one-way valve. 387 00:16:45,777 --> 00:16:48,413 But in the field, a driver's license vent seal 388 00:16:48,446 --> 00:16:50,548 does the job nicely. 389 00:16:50,582 --> 00:16:52,150 Might sting a little. 390 00:17:04,429 --> 00:17:05,530 Are you a doctor? 391 00:17:05,563 --> 00:17:07,565 Not even a little. 392 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:09,634 Oh, God, I'm gonna die. 393 00:17:11,503 --> 00:17:13,471 Hey, Mac, our patient still alive? 394 00:17:13,505 --> 00:17:14,606 (country music playing over radio) 395 00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:15,773 And kicking. No. 396 00:17:15,807 --> 00:17:18,276 Do not play country music on my radio. 397 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:20,312 It's an affront to everything this car stands for. 398 00:17:20,345 --> 00:17:21,546 Oh, is that right? 399 00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:24,582 Well, unless you figure out how to connect D-77's spending 400 00:17:24,616 --> 00:17:26,384 to the location of their next attack, 401 00:17:26,418 --> 00:17:28,386 it's country music all the way home, Curly-Q. 402 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:29,487 I ain't even turned it up yet. 403 00:17:29,521 --> 00:17:32,157 I told you, they draw lump sums to a Cayman account. 404 00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:33,158 I don't know where 405 00:17:33,191 --> 00:17:34,359 it goes from there, all right? 406 00:17:34,392 --> 00:17:35,327 Any luck finding a doctor? 407 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,330 Tracked down the best doctor on the island. 408 00:17:38,363 --> 00:17:40,332 Which wasn't easy, since it's his day off. 409 00:17:40,365 --> 00:17:41,866 Got a lock on his cell signal. 410 00:17:41,899 --> 00:17:43,235 Whoa, whoa, whoa, no. 411 00:17:43,268 --> 00:17:44,469 "Best on the island" doesn't mean much. 412 00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:45,503 How many Yelp stars does he have? 413 00:17:45,537 --> 00:17:47,172 JACK: Hey, you're gonna be 414 00:17:47,205 --> 00:17:49,207 seeing Yelp stars if you don't shut up. 415 00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,575 You shut up. 416 00:17:50,608 --> 00:17:52,610 All right, I'm sending you a video of Ralph's wounds 417 00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:53,878 so the doctor can take a look. 418 00:17:57,749 --> 00:18:00,385 Sweet. Not at all gross. 419 00:18:00,418 --> 00:18:02,654 Thanks for giving me absolutely no warning. 420 00:18:04,789 --> 00:18:06,558 Hey, Mac, I think I got him. 421 00:18:12,897 --> 00:18:15,167 Dr. Megat? 422 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,169 Hi. My name is Riley. 423 00:18:17,202 --> 00:18:19,571 Uh, I know this is gonna sound weird, but... 424 00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:27,579 Uh, guys... we have a problem. 425 00:18:27,612 --> 00:18:29,347 Yeah, so do we. 426 00:18:29,381 --> 00:18:31,183 The sniper's on our tail. Hang on. 427 00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:36,821 Faster would be good. 428 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,623 I'm flooring it. This car sucks. 429 00:18:38,656 --> 00:18:40,692 Hey, this car's worth your life... We know! 430 00:18:40,725 --> 00:18:43,361 I don't want to die listening to country music! 431 00:18:53,905 --> 00:18:55,440 RALPH: Car! Car! 432 00:18:55,473 --> 00:18:57,542 Oh, my God, I really am gonna die! 433 00:19:00,345 --> 00:19:03,315 I don't know if your plan is to make me throw up, 434 00:19:03,348 --> 00:19:04,549 but it's definitely working. 435 00:19:04,582 --> 00:19:06,584 MacGYVER: Like Ralph, a lot of people 436 00:19:06,618 --> 00:19:08,453 spend their lives focused on the wrong thing. 437 00:19:08,486 --> 00:19:10,322 Normally, it's a bad habit. 438 00:19:10,355 --> 00:19:11,923 But it was exactly what I needed 439 00:19:11,956 --> 00:19:13,625 the sniper chasing us to do. 440 00:19:13,658 --> 00:19:15,727 JACK: You making a bomb 441 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,762 'Cause if you're making a bomb, that would be awesome. 442 00:19:19,431 --> 00:19:20,665 Wait, shouldn't you... 443 00:19:20,698 --> 00:19:21,666 you be throwing the bomb? 444 00:19:21,699 --> 00:19:22,734 Why aren't you throwing it? 445 00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:25,670 MacGYVER: Because it's not a bomb. 446 00:19:25,703 --> 00:19:27,639 The headrest is made of flame-resistant foam, 447 00:19:27,672 --> 00:19:30,408 so it'll never burn, but it'll smoke like crazy. 448 00:19:30,442 --> 00:19:32,477 Great. 449 00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:33,811 Hey, maybe we should, uh, 450 00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:35,413 talk about some short-term goals, 451 00:19:35,447 --> 00:19:36,881 'cause now I think you're just making it easier 452 00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:37,915 for them to tail us. 453 00:19:58,803 --> 00:20:00,838 Jack, get me closer to that truck. 454 00:20:02,707 --> 00:20:03,675 Aw, sweet! 455 00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:21,559 Smoked 'em. 456 00:20:21,593 --> 00:20:23,428 Don't. Don't what? 457 00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:25,397 You know how I feel about your puns. Oh. 458 00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:26,731 Yeah, yeah. Sorry. 459 00:20:28,466 --> 00:20:29,701 RILEY: Mac, I'm here with the doctor. 460 00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:30,935 You got to listen to this. 461 00:20:32,637 --> 00:20:34,672 AUTOMATED VOICE: If you don't act out a bicoastal 462 00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:36,007 breast plumbing procedure, 463 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,809 the sick person will become not alive. 464 00:20:40,412 --> 00:20:41,346 Now. 465 00:20:41,379 --> 00:20:42,380 Okay. 466 00:20:42,414 --> 00:20:43,848 Doc said Ralph needs surgery now. 467 00:20:43,881 --> 00:20:46,651 Oh, God. 468 00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:48,686 Something's wrong. Like, really wrong. 469 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,655 Okay, just tell us where to meet so the doctor... 470 00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:52,357 No, like, now, now, now! 471 00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:53,758 Doc said he's surprised Ralph hadn't crashed already. 472 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:54,859 He'll be dead in about four minutes 473 00:20:54,892 --> 00:20:56,794 unless you do the surgery now. 474 00:21:10,408 --> 00:21:12,910 MacGYVER: Truth told, I got a "C" in biology. 475 00:21:12,944 --> 00:21:15,880 But we were Ralph's only shot, and if he was gonna live, 476 00:21:15,913 --> 00:21:18,850 a lot of bacteria were gonna have to die. 477 00:21:18,883 --> 00:21:20,852 Hey, Ralph? 478 00:21:20,885 --> 00:21:23,521 He's not looking so good, Mac. Get him in the back. 479 00:21:23,555 --> 00:21:25,022 When you can't get your hands on a surgical suite, 480 00:21:25,056 --> 00:21:28,092 the back of an SUV and the germ-killing power 481 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:30,695 of hand sanitizer will do in a pinch. 482 00:21:30,728 --> 00:21:34,098 But prepping for surgery was the easy part. 483 00:21:34,131 --> 00:21:36,701 JACK: I got you. That's it, that's it. 484 00:21:38,436 --> 00:21:39,604 Are you ready? 485 00:21:39,637 --> 00:21:40,805 Yeah. 486 00:21:40,838 --> 00:21:42,840 Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute. You hear that? 487 00:21:42,874 --> 00:21:43,875 What? 488 00:21:43,908 --> 00:21:44,942 He finally stopped talking. 489 00:21:44,976 --> 00:21:46,077 Let's just... 490 00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:48,613 Let's enjoy that for a second. 491 00:21:48,646 --> 00:21:49,581 Okay. 492 00:21:51,716 --> 00:21:53,985 Well, we are as ready as we'll ever be. 493 00:21:54,018 --> 00:21:54,919 What do we need to do? 494 00:21:56,421 --> 00:21:57,855 AUTOMATED VOICE: Don't worry. I will walk you 495 00:21:57,889 --> 00:21:59,924 through the procedure, feet by feet. 496 00:21:59,957 --> 00:22:01,893 Uh, I think that means "step by step." 497 00:22:01,926 --> 00:22:02,927 MacGYVER: Okay, sure. 498 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:03,928 But that doesn't help us 499 00:22:03,961 --> 00:22:04,896 with the "don't worry" part. 500 00:22:04,929 --> 00:22:06,998 RILEY: Okay, Doc said Ralph has something 501 00:22:07,031 --> 00:22:10,535 called hemothorax, which is a buildup of blood in the chest 502 00:22:10,568 --> 00:22:12,036 that makes it impossible for him to breathe. 503 00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:13,771 If you don't drain the fluid, 504 00:22:13,805 --> 00:22:15,773 he'll basically drown on dry land. 505 00:22:15,807 --> 00:22:17,609 So all you have to do is perform 506 00:22:17,642 --> 00:22:19,944 an intercostal chest drain procedure. 507 00:22:19,977 --> 00:22:23,481 In the back of an SUV with no surgical equipment. 508 00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:26,751 What could go wrong? 509 00:22:28,453 --> 00:22:30,054 Okay, so step one is pretty easy. 510 00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:32,056 You just need to make a small incision 511 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,426 between his fourth and fifth ribs. 512 00:22:37,995 --> 00:22:39,797 Step two is a little more complicated. 513 00:22:39,831 --> 00:22:42,033 You just need to find a way to spread his ribs apart. 514 00:22:42,066 --> 00:22:43,668 * 515 00:23:04,021 --> 00:23:07,091 Can't unsee that. Mm. 516 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,696 AUTOMATED VOICE: And now the liquid away you must suck. 517 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,365 Don't look at me, man. 518 00:23:14,398 --> 00:23:17,502 I'll suck out snake venom, you know, depending on where it is, 519 00:23:17,535 --> 00:23:19,036 but I ain't going anywhere near that. 520 00:23:20,071 --> 00:23:21,873 Seriously. 521 00:23:25,109 --> 00:23:27,679 * 522 00:23:43,628 --> 00:23:45,463 Hey. Go hit the windshield wipers for me. 523 00:23:45,497 --> 00:23:46,864 I can do that. 524 00:23:46,898 --> 00:23:49,133 MacGYVER: I'm no doctor, 525 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,503 but my grandfather taught me a thing or two about cars. 526 00:23:51,536 --> 00:23:54,639 The same pump that sprays wiper fluid on your windshield 527 00:23:54,672 --> 00:23:56,508 should be powerful enough to pull the fluid 528 00:23:56,541 --> 00:23:58,510 out of Ralph's chest before he drowns. 529 00:23:58,543 --> 00:23:59,511 : Oh. 530 00:23:59,544 --> 00:24:00,645 Gross. 531 00:24:03,515 --> 00:24:05,483 Is that my blood? 532 00:24:06,751 --> 00:24:08,152 MacGYVER: Good job, Riley. 533 00:24:13,558 --> 00:24:15,192 Okay, Doc and I are about two minutes out. 534 00:24:15,226 --> 00:24:16,961 Ralph ready to go? 535 00:24:16,994 --> 00:24:18,963 Close enough. We're on our way now. 536 00:24:18,996 --> 00:24:20,632 Your hands are like sandpaper, bro. 537 00:24:20,665 --> 00:24:22,867 Ever try moisturizer? Get some. 538 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:25,169 All right, you carry him. 539 00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:26,871 Hey, yo, yo, yo, what about my baby? 540 00:24:26,904 --> 00:24:28,205 We can't just leave it here unlocked. 541 00:24:28,239 --> 00:24:29,874 I'm trying to imagine how your resale value 542 00:24:29,907 --> 00:24:31,208 could go down any more. 543 00:24:31,242 --> 00:24:34,045 Let me guess, you're gonna be late to the exfil. 544 00:24:34,078 --> 00:24:35,980 Yeah, but we got a killer excuse. 545 00:24:36,013 --> 00:24:38,215 I doubt your black ops exfil squad operating illegally 546 00:24:38,249 --> 00:24:40,051 on foreign soil will want to hear it. 547 00:24:40,084 --> 00:24:41,653 But let me see what I can do. 548 00:24:41,686 --> 00:24:42,687 How late will you be? 549 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,921 30 minutes, tops. 550 00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:47,058 Make that 35 minutes! Elevator! 551 00:24:59,971 --> 00:25:02,073 Unless you want to patch up a lot more bullet holes, 552 00:25:02,106 --> 00:25:04,108 you better come up with a new plan. 553 00:25:05,643 --> 00:25:07,244 I'm telling you, these guys aren't gonna stop 554 00:25:07,278 --> 00:25:08,680 till this little piggy's dead. 555 00:25:08,713 --> 00:25:11,015 We're just gonna have to kill him. What?! 556 00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:19,891 Well, we're eight floors away from the mercs 557 00:25:19,924 --> 00:25:21,258 trying to kill us, and it looks like we're in 558 00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:23,260 some sort of tax haven law firm. 559 00:25:23,294 --> 00:25:25,830 So we should be able to find everything that we need. All right. 560 00:25:25,863 --> 00:25:28,032 Maybe this is the blood loss talking, but I-I could swear 561 00:25:28,065 --> 00:25:29,967 you said you were planning to kill me. 562 00:25:30,001 --> 00:25:31,168 Right now, I just need you 563 00:25:31,202 --> 00:25:32,837 to focus on D-77. 564 00:25:32,870 --> 00:25:33,938 Is there anything in their financials 565 00:25:33,971 --> 00:25:35,807 that could tell us the location of their next attack? 566 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,142 Hey. How are we supposed to get 567 00:25:38,175 --> 00:25:40,111 Sir Bleedsalot past her? 568 00:25:41,212 --> 00:25:42,680 Want me to turn on the charm? 569 00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:44,081 We don't have time for the charm. 570 00:25:44,115 --> 00:25:46,050 I'll do the English accent. Chicks dig that. 571 00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:47,819 You have a horrible British accent. 572 00:25:47,852 --> 00:25:49,053 RILEY: All right, so here's the deal. 573 00:25:49,086 --> 00:25:50,788 I just hacked your servers. 574 00:25:50,822 --> 00:25:52,123 This is proof of all the money 575 00:25:52,156 --> 00:25:53,925 your company illegally hides for high-ranking 576 00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:54,892 government officials around the world. 577 00:25:54,926 --> 00:25:57,194 So unless you want this on the front page 578 00:25:57,228 --> 00:26:00,064 of every news site, you're gonna go get your boss 579 00:26:00,097 --> 00:26:01,866 and tell her to bring her checkbook. 580 00:26:01,899 --> 00:26:03,067 Okay. 581 00:26:04,101 --> 00:26:06,103 Let's go. 582 00:26:08,005 --> 00:26:09,974 Just when I was starting to forget how scary you can be. 583 00:26:10,007 --> 00:26:12,009 I'm still totally gonna leak that stuff though. 584 00:26:12,043 --> 00:26:14,712 So, the doctor didn't have any syringes in his golf bag. 585 00:26:14,746 --> 00:26:17,081 I'm fine. I'll figure something out. 586 00:26:17,114 --> 00:26:18,650 RALPH: Wait, wait, come on, man. 587 00:26:18,683 --> 00:26:20,384 You come on, man. 588 00:26:20,417 --> 00:26:22,186 Hey. Yo, yo, yo. 589 00:26:22,219 --> 00:26:24,055 Wh-What about this whole "you killing me" thing, huh? 590 00:26:24,088 --> 00:26:26,057 Well, Jack is right. 591 00:26:26,090 --> 00:26:28,059 They ain't gonna stop looking for you till you're dead. 592 00:26:28,092 --> 00:26:30,294 So you need to be dead. I need a ballpoint pen, 593 00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:31,963 eye drops and dental floss. 594 00:26:31,996 --> 00:26:33,397 Bro, why you need a ballpoint pen? 595 00:26:33,430 --> 00:26:35,332 Um... 596 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,241 MacGYVER: Killing someone 597 00:26:44,275 --> 00:26:47,144 and bringing them back to life isn't easy, 598 00:26:47,178 --> 00:26:49,080 especially if you're doing it with office supplies. 599 00:26:49,113 --> 00:26:51,949 But for this to work, I needed something 600 00:26:51,983 --> 00:26:54,118 a little harder to get my hands on: 601 00:26:54,151 --> 00:26:55,319 beta blockers, 602 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:57,855 aka high blood pressure meds. 603 00:26:57,889 --> 00:26:59,323 Lucky for me, one out of three people 604 00:26:59,356 --> 00:27:01,058 have high blood pressure, 605 00:27:01,092 --> 00:27:02,359 and an executive's corner office 606 00:27:02,393 --> 00:27:04,328 seemed like a good place to look. 607 00:27:10,768 --> 00:27:15,006 In 99.9% of life-and-death situations, 608 00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:17,408 you're gonna want to go with "life." 609 00:27:17,441 --> 00:27:19,343 But this just wasn't one of those times. 610 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:20,778 RALPH: Yo. 611 00:27:20,812 --> 00:27:22,747 It's hard to express the degree in which 612 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:23,981 I am not cool with this. 613 00:27:24,015 --> 00:27:26,083 Live now, complain later. 614 00:27:26,117 --> 00:27:28,352 We got company, Mac-- one of those shooters from the garage. 615 00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:31,122 * 616 00:27:51,976 --> 00:27:55,279 Okay, showtime, Mac. I got your six. 617 00:27:55,312 --> 00:27:57,148 We got your six. Sorry. 618 00:27:58,750 --> 00:27:59,884 Okay, 619 00:27:59,917 --> 00:28:02,053 so you're not a doctor, 620 00:28:02,086 --> 00:28:04,722 but you're at least, like, a scientist, right? 621 00:28:04,756 --> 00:28:06,223 Uh, not really. 622 00:28:06,257 --> 00:28:08,325 What? Relax. 623 00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,061 We're not actually going to kill you. 624 00:28:10,094 --> 00:28:11,863 The drugs in this needle are just going to drop 625 00:28:11,896 --> 00:28:13,130 your blood pressure enough so that... 626 00:28:13,164 --> 00:28:14,866 no one can detect your pulse. 627 00:28:14,899 --> 00:28:16,267 Survive like that for an hour, and then 628 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:18,402 I'll come in with another shot and reverse the process. 629 00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:19,871 Okay, let me get this straight. 630 00:28:19,904 --> 00:28:21,172 You shoot that in my arm, 631 00:28:21,205 --> 00:28:23,140 I die out there surrounded by randos, 632 00:28:23,174 --> 00:28:27,244 the D-77 guys see my dead body and... bug out. 633 00:28:27,278 --> 00:28:29,847 Then you slip me the antidote and, hey, 634 00:28:29,881 --> 00:28:30,848 I'm back, baby. 635 00:28:30,882 --> 00:28:32,216 Right? 636 00:28:32,249 --> 00:28:33,350 Almost. 637 00:28:33,384 --> 00:28:34,852 Almost? 638 00:28:34,886 --> 00:28:36,187 I'm not gonna shoot it into your arm. 639 00:28:40,357 --> 00:28:44,395 Injecting it closer to your heart lets me use a lower dose. 640 00:28:44,428 --> 00:28:46,764 Okay, so you're not a doctor. 641 00:28:46,798 --> 00:28:48,099 You're not a scientist. 642 00:28:48,132 --> 00:28:50,134 How the hell do you know all this stuff? 643 00:28:50,167 --> 00:28:52,003 I read a lot of books. 644 00:28:52,036 --> 00:28:54,105 And you're ready with the antidote, right? 645 00:28:54,138 --> 00:28:56,440 Dude, what the hell, man?! 646 00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:58,843 You-you have the antidote, right? 647 00:28:58,876 --> 00:29:00,344 I mean, I-I will. 648 00:29:00,377 --> 00:29:01,445 Trust me. 649 00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:03,114 Oh... 650 00:29:03,147 --> 00:29:04,015 Now, don't die. 651 00:29:04,048 --> 00:29:06,884 Wait. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Please. 652 00:29:06,918 --> 00:29:10,154 I know I'm annoying and pretentious 653 00:29:10,187 --> 00:29:13,224 and there's the whole "I managed money for terrorists" thing, 654 00:29:13,257 --> 00:29:15,292 but don't let me die, okay? 655 00:29:15,326 --> 00:29:17,228 Not yet. I can do better. 656 00:29:17,261 --> 00:29:18,896 I can be better. 657 00:29:18,930 --> 00:29:20,297 Grow the hell up. 658 00:29:20,331 --> 00:29:21,532 Maybe have kids. 659 00:29:21,565 --> 00:29:25,002 Oh, God, I got to call my mom. 660 00:29:25,036 --> 00:29:27,338 I got to call my mom. I can't die without... 661 00:29:27,371 --> 00:29:31,208 I haven't talked to my mom in years, you know? 662 00:29:31,242 --> 00:29:32,810 Hey. 663 00:29:32,844 --> 00:29:34,078 It's gonna be okay. 664 00:29:34,111 --> 00:29:35,980 I promise. 665 00:29:36,013 --> 00:29:37,348 See you on the other side. 666 00:29:44,255 --> 00:29:47,391 Those D-77 guys... 667 00:29:47,424 --> 00:29:49,894 sometimes they'd ask me to set up a shell corp 668 00:29:49,927 --> 00:29:51,062 in a specific city, 669 00:29:51,095 --> 00:29:52,930 which is weird, because who cares 670 00:29:52,964 --> 00:29:54,465 where a dummy corporation is based, right? 671 00:29:54,498 --> 00:29:56,400 Anyway, 672 00:29:56,433 --> 00:29:57,434 I don't know if this helps or not, 673 00:29:57,468 --> 00:30:00,404 but last week they had me set one up in Miami, 674 00:30:00,437 --> 00:30:03,407 Sunset Atlantic Holdings, LLC. 675 00:30:05,409 --> 00:30:06,377 MacGYVER: Miami Beach. 676 00:30:06,410 --> 00:30:10,014 Now we know what D-77's next target is. 677 00:30:21,525 --> 00:30:23,427 Oh, my God! He's not breathing! 678 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:25,462 Somebody call a doctor! 679 00:30:37,909 --> 00:30:39,877 Looks like your little trick worked well enough 680 00:30:39,911 --> 00:30:41,578 to fool the EMTs. 681 00:30:41,612 --> 00:30:44,415 Here's to hoping it didn't work so well we can't bring him back. 682 00:30:53,424 --> 00:30:54,325 Ah. 683 00:30:54,358 --> 00:30:57,261 Exactly what I need to bring back the dead. 684 00:30:57,294 --> 00:30:58,562 The doctor give you these? 685 00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:01,098 Oh, hell no. When I explained your plan, 686 00:31:01,132 --> 00:31:04,401 he said some very rude things that roughly translated to: 687 00:31:04,435 --> 00:31:06,170 "Screw you guys, I'm going home." 688 00:31:06,203 --> 00:31:09,506 Had to hack the security system at a pharmacy to get those. 689 00:31:09,540 --> 00:31:11,142 We sure about bringing him back? 690 00:31:11,175 --> 00:31:12,643 I kind of like him this way. 691 00:31:15,179 --> 00:31:17,148 MacGYVER: Hey, boss. Well, it cost me a case of bourbon 692 00:31:17,181 --> 00:31:18,615 and a pile of hazard pay, 693 00:31:18,649 --> 00:31:20,617 but your exfil team is still standing by. 694 00:31:20,651 --> 00:31:22,353 And Ralph is still the key to stopping 695 00:31:22,386 --> 00:31:24,188 their next attack. How's he doing? 696 00:31:24,221 --> 00:31:26,190 Ralph? Uh, yeah, he's fine. 697 00:31:26,223 --> 00:31:28,492 I mean, he's dead, but he'll get better. 698 00:31:28,525 --> 00:31:29,460 He's what? 699 00:31:29,493 --> 00:31:32,129 I dosed him up with a bunch of beta blockers 700 00:31:32,163 --> 00:31:34,465 to fake his death and get D-77 off our tail. 701 00:31:34,498 --> 00:31:36,333 As soon as the local EMTs put him in the back 702 00:31:36,367 --> 00:31:37,468 of the coroner's van... 703 00:31:37,501 --> 00:31:39,170 Which is my coroner's van now. 704 00:31:39,203 --> 00:31:41,572 ...I'll give him a heaping helping of insulin and glucose, 705 00:31:41,605 --> 00:31:43,574 and, uh, it'll counteract the drug. 706 00:31:43,607 --> 00:31:45,276 Ralphie gets to the car, we head to the exfil. 707 00:31:45,309 --> 00:31:46,577 And we should have him 708 00:31:46,610 --> 00:31:47,611 any second. 709 00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:49,580 RILEY: Whoa, guys, 710 00:31:49,613 --> 00:31:51,048 flag on the play. 711 00:31:51,082 --> 00:31:52,616 Looks like D-77's got the cops 712 00:31:52,649 --> 00:31:54,118 and the M.E. on their payroll. 713 00:31:54,151 --> 00:31:55,419 Uh-oh. 714 00:31:55,452 --> 00:31:57,388 "Uh Wh 715 00:31:57,421 --> 00:31:59,023 JACK: No, no, he said... he said, 716 00:31:59,056 --> 00:32:00,491 "Go, go," like, "We got to go, Patti." 717 00:32:00,524 --> 00:32:01,692 Okay, good talk, bye. 718 00:32:03,627 --> 00:32:04,728 RILEY: Why are they taking the body? 719 00:32:04,761 --> 00:32:06,230 MacGYVER: Proof that he's dead. 720 00:32:06,263 --> 00:32:08,065 RILEY: And when they find out 721 00:32:08,099 --> 00:32:09,633 he's not, they're gonna kill him. 722 00:32:24,081 --> 00:32:25,282 * 723 00:32:28,185 --> 00:32:29,987 RILEY: Mac, 724 00:32:30,021 --> 00:32:32,123 uh, we got about ten minutes left to give him that shot. 725 00:32:32,156 --> 00:32:34,291 All the shots in the world won't help if he's missing his head. 726 00:32:34,325 --> 00:32:35,659 We need to move fast. 727 00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,728 Whoa, guys. We need a plan. 728 00:32:37,761 --> 00:32:39,663 It's two dudes. 729 00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:41,165 Plan is simple: 730 00:32:41,198 --> 00:32:43,300 We go in there and we kick their... RILEY: Jack. 731 00:32:43,334 --> 00:32:47,404 Looks like your two dudes just became an army. 732 00:32:47,438 --> 00:32:49,606 JACK: Okay. So not so simple. 733 00:32:52,809 --> 00:32:54,578 RILEY: Is that a hacksaw? 734 00:32:54,611 --> 00:32:57,281 If you can handle two, that'll leave about six. 735 00:32:57,314 --> 00:32:58,482 I can probably take them out. 736 00:32:58,515 --> 00:33:01,152 RILEY: Okay, one, no, you can't. 737 00:33:01,185 --> 00:33:02,719 Two, "I can probably take them out" doesn't count as a plan. 738 00:33:02,753 --> 00:33:04,488 Well, sure it is. 739 00:33:04,521 --> 00:33:07,224 First, I'll take two, then I'll take the other four. 740 00:33:07,258 --> 00:33:09,360 Or I can take them all out. 741 00:33:09,393 --> 00:33:11,162 RILEY: I like that idea. 742 00:33:13,764 --> 00:33:16,500 MacGYVER: Jack, I could use some help. 743 00:33:16,533 --> 00:33:19,070 JACK: Sorting garbage? I'll pass. 744 00:33:19,103 --> 00:33:20,771 MacGYVER: Yeah, that's what I love about old Jack. 745 00:33:20,804 --> 00:33:23,374 He sees the world through a different pair of lenses. 746 00:33:23,407 --> 00:33:24,708 Although he's not wrong. 747 00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:26,777 Most people would agree that I'm knee deep 748 00:33:26,810 --> 00:33:30,614 in a pretty rank trash container, but not me. 749 00:33:30,647 --> 00:33:32,716 In my mind, this is a treasure chest filled with 750 00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:35,152 unlimited possibilities. 751 00:33:35,186 --> 00:33:38,589 ("Call Me the Breeze" by Lynyrd Skynyrd playing) 752 00:33:38,622 --> 00:33:42,493 * Well, now they call me the breeze * 753 00:33:42,526 --> 00:33:45,796 * I keep blowing down the road 754 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:52,803 * I ain't got me nobody 755 00:33:52,836 --> 00:33:55,172 * I won't carry me no load 756 00:33:58,575 --> 00:34:03,314 * Ain't no change in the weather... * 757 00:34:03,347 --> 00:34:06,750 You seriously want me to put this on my face? 758 00:34:06,783 --> 00:34:09,686 Only if you like breathing. 759 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,588 We may think we're playing it safe, 760 00:34:11,622 --> 00:34:13,857 but we all spend most of our lives 761 00:34:13,890 --> 00:34:15,692 surrounded by some pretty deadly stuff. 762 00:34:15,726 --> 00:34:17,861 The refrigerant in your air conditioner 763 00:34:17,894 --> 00:34:19,863 can kill you in under five minutes. 764 00:34:19,896 --> 00:34:22,333 But it'll knock you out in less than two. 765 00:34:35,512 --> 00:34:38,215 I know! That felt good, didn't it, buddy?! 766 00:34:38,249 --> 00:34:42,786 But I think my left is getting jealous! 767 00:34:58,802 --> 00:34:59,870 Time's up, Mac. 768 00:34:59,903 --> 00:35:01,772 If you haven't given him that shot yet, 769 00:35:01,805 --> 00:35:03,174 it might be too late. 770 00:35:03,207 --> 00:35:05,209 Only one way to find out. 771 00:35:07,811 --> 00:35:10,214 Why are you still standing?! 772 00:35:17,721 --> 00:35:18,789 Come on, big boy! 773 00:35:23,694 --> 00:35:24,895 Jack! 774 00:35:26,730 --> 00:35:27,898 Never mind. 775 00:35:47,884 --> 00:35:48,685 Did it work? 776 00:35:49,653 --> 00:35:51,555 Is he... ? 777 00:35:51,588 --> 00:35:53,924 JACK: Ralphie. Hey. 778 00:35:53,957 --> 00:35:56,260 Hey, come on, man. 779 00:35:58,262 --> 00:36:01,632 You're too big a pain in the ass to give up that easy. 780 00:36:05,569 --> 00:36:06,637 Ralph! 781 00:36:08,272 --> 00:36:09,273 Who took my sleep mask? 782 00:36:09,306 --> 00:36:11,375 Oh, God. 783 00:36:11,408 --> 00:36:14,478 Wh-Why am I laying on a dirty floor 784 00:36:14,511 --> 00:36:15,846 These pants are designer, yo. 785 00:36:15,879 --> 00:36:16,980 And I'm covered in schmutz. 786 00:36:17,013 --> 00:36:19,216 You know, it's weird. 787 00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:20,551 I'm glad he's alive, but... 788 00:36:21,418 --> 00:36:22,919 ...I still want to kill him. 789 00:36:22,953 --> 00:36:26,357 Yeah, I love you, too, Jethro. 790 00:36:27,424 --> 00:36:29,693 Congratulations. 791 00:36:29,726 --> 00:36:31,895 Our intel on that Miami shell corp 792 00:36:31,928 --> 00:36:34,898 led to the arrest of six D-77 mercenaries 793 00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:36,733 before they could carry out their attack. 794 00:36:36,767 --> 00:36:38,269 And a full interrogation of Ralph 795 00:36:38,302 --> 00:36:41,238 should help take down D-77's whole organization, right? 796 00:36:41,272 --> 00:36:43,240 Actually, it's not an interrogation anymore. 797 00:36:43,274 --> 00:36:44,808 It's testimony. 798 00:36:44,841 --> 00:36:46,943 Ralph's cooperating completely. 799 00:36:46,977 --> 00:36:49,246 And I'm working on having him placed in Witness Protection. 800 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,948 I'm thinking Vegas, baby! 801 00:36:51,982 --> 00:36:53,484 Ooh, ooh. Or Miami, you know, 802 00:36:53,517 --> 00:36:55,252 'cause I saved that town and all. 803 00:36:55,286 --> 00:36:57,688 Those bikini models are gonna want to thank me personally. 804 00:36:57,721 --> 00:36:58,922 THORNTON: As we've discussed, 805 00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,857 you'll be getting a new identity. 806 00:37:00,891 --> 00:37:03,260 And you won't be able to tell anybody who you really are 807 00:37:03,294 --> 00:37:04,060 or what you've done. 808 00:37:04,094 --> 00:37:05,896 All right, Jane Bond. I feel ya. 809 00:37:05,929 --> 00:37:07,998 Fresh start. I could probably use one of those, right? 810 00:37:08,031 --> 00:37:09,866 Or a whole new personality. 811 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,935 You joke, little hottie, 812 00:37:11,968 --> 00:37:14,271 but after bravely staring death in the face, 813 00:37:14,305 --> 00:37:15,439 I've decided to change the game. 814 00:37:15,472 --> 00:37:17,508 I want to use my powers for good, ya heard? 815 00:37:17,541 --> 00:37:20,377 Gonna invest my millions in making the world a better place 816 00:37:20,411 --> 00:37:23,280 for the little children... the future Ralphs. 817 00:37:23,314 --> 00:37:26,049 Well, you know, I hate to break it to you, but you're broke. 818 00:37:26,082 --> 00:37:26,983 Your millions are now in evidence, 819 00:37:27,017 --> 00:37:29,386 and you're not gonna be seeing any of it. 820 00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:30,287 So... 821 00:37:32,088 --> 00:37:33,957 That seems cruel and unusual. 822 00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:35,592 MacGYVER: Nah, it's not so bad. 823 00:37:35,626 --> 00:37:39,029 Starting with nothing, making it up as you go along-- 824 00:37:39,062 --> 00:37:40,964 I do it all the time. 825 00:37:40,997 --> 00:37:42,966 Coolio. I'm down. 826 00:37:42,999 --> 00:37:44,601 Might even be good for my health. 827 00:37:44,635 --> 00:37:45,936 : Come on. Give me some love. 828 00:37:45,969 --> 00:37:47,671 Come on. 829 00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:51,342 Come on. 830 00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:52,543 Mm-mm. Ah? 831 00:37:52,576 --> 00:37:53,977 Don't. Mm-hmm. 832 00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:55,446 Don't. 833 00:37:56,347 --> 00:37:59,049 Thank you, thank you. 834 00:37:59,082 --> 00:38:00,417 Bring it back. 835 00:38:01,752 --> 00:38:04,421 Wha... this? 836 00:38:04,455 --> 00:38:06,690 : Oh. 837 00:38:06,723 --> 00:38:07,958 Don't hate. 838 00:38:07,991 --> 00:38:09,192 Everybody needs a little seed money, yo. 839 00:38:09,225 --> 00:38:11,628 I'll still give you 20 bucks, you let me hit you in the face. 840 00:38:11,662 --> 00:38:13,730 Are you kidding me? Keep your money. 841 00:38:13,764 --> 00:38:15,866 This face is priceless. 842 00:38:15,899 --> 00:38:17,401 Let's go, big guy. 843 00:38:17,434 --> 00:38:18,869 Get me out of here. 844 00:38:18,902 --> 00:38:20,871 How about 40? RALPH: You don't have $40. 845 00:38:20,904 --> 00:38:21,938 I got an extra $20. 846 00:38:21,972 --> 00:38:23,340 I'll throw in on that. 847 00:38:44,528 --> 00:38:47,097 That was it, man. That was the take. 848 00:38:47,130 --> 00:38:48,465 I don't want to get ahead of myself, 849 00:38:48,499 --> 00:38:50,667 but... I see an Oscar. 850 00:38:54,438 --> 00:38:55,906 Do we want to know? 851 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,141 Probably not. 852 00:38:58,174 --> 00:39:00,544 BOZER: Yo, Riley! 853 00:39:00,577 --> 00:39:02,613 Want to be the first to peep my badass movie monster 854 00:39:02,646 --> 00:39:04,047 and epic CGI skills? 855 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,049 It's just CG, computer graphics. 856 00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:08,084 What could the "I" possibly stand for? 857 00:39:08,118 --> 00:39:10,153 Incredible. Check it out. 858 00:39:10,186 --> 00:39:12,355 Watch this, watch this. 859 00:39:18,061 --> 00:39:19,596 Okay, wait. That's not even remotely 860 00:39:19,630 --> 00:39:21,064 how this program is supposed to work. 861 00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:23,434 Oh, I like it when a woman takes charge. 862 00:39:23,467 --> 00:39:24,768 Yes, I do. 863 00:39:32,142 --> 00:39:33,977 I was visiting my dad today, 864 00:39:34,010 --> 00:39:35,145 and he told me to give you something. 865 00:39:35,178 --> 00:39:36,680 Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm. 866 00:39:41,885 --> 00:39:43,454 Call your father, dude. 867 00:39:45,622 --> 00:39:47,491 Nobody lives forever. 868 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,495 That's never gonna work. 869 00:39:55,632 --> 00:39:57,634 What do you mean? 870 00:40:06,643 --> 00:40:09,546 I'm writing him a letter. 871 00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:10,914 A letter? 872 00:40:10,947 --> 00:40:12,449 That you put in the mail? 873 00:40:14,785 --> 00:40:16,653 Come on, man. It's 2016. 874 00:40:16,687 --> 00:40:19,422 Not to my dad it isn't. 875 00:40:20,491 --> 00:40:22,459 Hmm. 876 00:40:26,597 --> 00:40:28,599 You just gonna watch? 877 00:40:32,603 --> 00:40:34,871 Not anymore. 878 00:40:34,905 --> 00:40:36,573 MacGYVER: They say life is what happens 879 00:40:36,607 --> 00:40:38,041 while you're making other plans. 880 00:40:38,074 --> 00:40:41,077 And that describes most of my days pretty well. 881 00:40:41,111 --> 00:40:42,579 But every once in a while, 882 00:40:42,613 --> 00:40:45,582 you have to give life a little nudge 883 00:40:45,616 --> 00:40:48,585 to make sure you get to do the things that really matter, 884 00:40:48,619 --> 00:40:51,555 before it's too late. 885 00:40:51,588 --> 00:40:54,024 I don't know if one letter will change anything, 886 00:40:54,057 --> 00:40:57,594 but I guess... that's life, isn't it? 887 00:40:57,628 --> 00:41:00,597 Captioning sponsored by CBS 888 00:41:00,631 --> 00:41:03,900 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org